By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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Dezi_Chan 0

Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

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Jimboom 11

I AM THE WALRUS!!!! coo coo ca choo :-P

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JakeMOB 0

that's ****** hailarious

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D_Nasty101 0

Note to self: Stay away from walrus'.

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JaneINlove 0

the seal got rejected and composed himself to turn u on with a slap;) noo ahah pretty funny

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

umm i am oh so very jalous of you ;) did u at least hit it back?!

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Djosef_fml 0

Walrus : What are you looking at? Stop it. OP : ... but we're at the zoo. Walrus : I don't care. Just stop it. OP : Oh come on! Walrus : DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU IT WAS RUDE TO STARE?!? *bitchslaps OP* And that's why YDI.

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sizzle1012 0

ok. why would the people let you close enough to the walrus? not true. some people just dont have a life to the point that they make up a stupid story like this.

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iHeavenz 0

I remember when I was little, I was at some zoo and the damn thing was seriously close and it began to spit all over me xD. It depends on the zoo and where it is I guess? Not sure.

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Susuluvu 0

#201 There's some places where they allow for people to be that close to them. And you have no right to judge if it's fake or not. :

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