Love: Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook... - FML

By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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Messenger blues

By jake - 27/06/2009 21:11 - Denmark

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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Stormy weather

By Bribri - 06/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML

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You deserved it 923

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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You deserved it 4 021

Dreams burn down

By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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You deserved it 143

Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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You deserved it 158

By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:11

The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."

lylasgurgur 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:11

You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?

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shakey1018 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:55

The silent treatment...Are you guys 14???

emmgr2 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:45

Dump. Him.

BB14_fml 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:54

You broke up with him right!?!?

chesoes 8

Friday 20 January 2012 7:34

I would of slap him

lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 6 April 2012 0:47

He probably was still pissed about the fight, but you really need a better go to move, like sit next to him during a game and ask stupid questions all the time.

myalleyway 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:28

thats not a punishment. keep talking- thats a punishment. men cant stand it.

gabbs1130 0

Friday 22 June 2012 4:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha xD

negonzalez88 0

Friday 24 August 2012 15:08

he hated the silent treatment so much that he found out how to het her to talk. duh!

Blahblah9921 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:46

dang!:p

WatermelonOreo 3

Monday 21 July 2014 19:48

Buahaha..you have to admit it's funny OP.

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Today, I was excited to try out my new blender, but when I turned it on, the lid flew off and sprayed smoothie all over my kitchen. Now I have a fruity polka dot pattern on parts of my kitchen's walls and ceiling. FML

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