Money: Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half...

By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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Trust

By Goodtimes - 01/10/2019 20:01

Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML

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Smart

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 15:00

Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML

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Hey, Big Spender!

By El Sayer - 03/03/2020 23:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML

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By scammerssuck - 11/08/2012 09:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

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thejahfox 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:28

Dump the bitch

Shleebs 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:28

That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.

Comments

sayahiei 7

Friday 7 September 2012 16:22

Press charges.

BiNeko 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:47

Dump that bitch.

mlamot01 2

Saturday 3 November 2012 2:53

Ideas girl, wait till you get a car together then borrow her ATM card!

erin37 27

Tuesday 10 September 2013 23:17

Why does she know your pin?

FML_Law74 0

Monday 25 August 2014 19:30

You really deserved that. What idiot doesn't notice money missing from they're accounts.

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 10 August 2015 6:56

How could you not be aware of extra "random" withdrawals coming out of your account each month?

RetireEngland 24

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:11

Ydi for not being vigilant...

kevinsagirl2323 8

Sunday 15 October 2017 21:40

and it took you how long to catch on???

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