Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

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By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

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Marshillboy 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:02

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cat_lady 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 9:00

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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vivienmoore 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 22:20

o the irony

jroxursox1 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:06

You do realize that abstinence means no sex right??

trendkilla254 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 1:11

im glad to see recovery from your program is working. be the leader get the others healed. i pray for you and your group.

ConradKay 13

Friday 11 May 2012 5:53

Abortions are a beautiful thing. Just a simple (and cheap) procedure, and you are free of the ball of stem-cell slime currently sitting in your uterus. The fetus doesn't give a shit, and your life will be so much better.

nevershouttami 11

Monday 4 June 2012 21:37

Why would you be in an abstinence group if you're having sex?

mimerino 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 1:16

Can you say, A B O R T I O N?

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 30 June 2012 3:40

YDI first for being in an abstinence group, and again for having unprotected sex while you're in an abstinence group

allisadawn91 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:15

Well looks like you didn't deserve to go anyway.

neutralize 12

Friday 23 November 2012 4:36

I know this post is old as ****, but I'm rather curious as to what OP ended up doing.

Grauncho 27

Friday 30 November 2012 22:06

Women who preach abstinence are the biggest ***** of them all.

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