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StrawHatBill - 13/02/2015 14:54 - United States

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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Skinny Love

Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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dumb&dumped - 17/04/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML

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yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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eggman 583 - - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:29

Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!

BeanOfFury 5

Saturday 14 February 2015 12:47

She was looking for an excuse. You're better off.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 13:11

She's picking a fight.

tinyalmeida 11

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:41

Sounds like she was setting it up for a reason to be upset!

Goblin182 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:51

You should never answer a question like that. When a woman asks a question like that you just walk away, and go straight to the florist.

itcomesinthrees 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:07

That's silly. Bigger doesn't always mean better, you could have said hers were still nicer. She sounds insecure.

rmllavaneras 19

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:22

That's like asking 'Does Usain Bolt run faster than me?' :O I'm not an expert on the works of female psyche, but I believe the least-wrong answer would have been "I don't know, sweetie, but I love yours." Other wrong answers include "I haven't grabbed them yet," "I wish I knew," and "Don't kid yourself asking that."

NOTaDISTRACTION 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:46

It's a trap!! Slowly back away and run, run till your legs are sore and chest is cramped

sugarysofalof 22

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:06

It seems like, as your girlfriend sees it, the correct answer to that question would be, "I don't know, I haven't looked closely enough at Kate's boobs to tell." Us girls are mad.