By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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ColtsDoug18 0

change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)

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jillianmathers12 13

Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!

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AndreKanaan 6

How would u know it was your fiance.. could have been your younger sibling thinking that you won't find out and that they can get away with it (just saying)... Have a talk with him... And if he says yes it was him, then that's when the disemboweling starts... With I could be there to hear his bones break... Happy disemboweling =)

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haleyyraee96 0

But what if she doesn't have any younger siblings and is a only child?

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clsgators 5

What an idiot, get rid of him

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Btreasure 8

Maybe he's looking for a best man. Haven't you ever seen I Love You, Man???

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Zomg_Okay 26

Yeah, its definitely common practice to look on dating websites for a best man, as opposed to among your family and close friends. /sarcasm.

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Btreasure 8

Yeah I because I was definitely being serious. It's called having a sense of humor you should find yours because your sarcasm just isn't cutting it. OMG OKAYYYY?

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ikickgingers 15

In my mind when I read your comments you always sound like Mr Garrison. So much is wrong with that... But there it is.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Yeah because people can definitely judge your tone of voice and how serious you sound in a text-based form of communication. You should really consider things like that, because not considering it just isn't cutting it, kay?

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ikickgingers 15

That was at btreasure but thanks for playing.

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Btreasure 8

Haha i dont know if thats a complement or an insult? Who's mr garrison?

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thisisastalker 7

the gay teacher in south park who once became a woman

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Brooding99 15

This is why man invented tazers OP, aim low.

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every1luvsboners 11

Make yourself an account and troll him. Not that hard to do. Set-up a date with him, then round up all of your mutual friends and go meet him. Successful troll, you will be. Deceptive dumb-ass, he will be.

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daydreamer244 13

use his money to go on a shopping spree, then wear one of ur outfits to dinner with ur new bf :)

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daydreamer244 13

at least he didn't use it for drugs??

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Commander223 9

Yes. Because everyone buys drugs with credit cards.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

This was just too funny. But hey, maybe some dealers are trying to keep up with the times? It's much easier to rip someone off that way.

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