By Dexter_39476 - 24/01/2016 05:40 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Rich531 21

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

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IronMan_Mk43 20

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

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TheNewGuy03 28

Only a virgin alarm would complete the ensemble. (R.I.P. Joan Rivers)

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9a_1z 12

Hey I had a virgin cave when I lived with my parents too. But it was filled with more than just a mournful lack of used condoms, there was art plastered all over the walls and piles of books and other exciting stuff. I'm sure there are way more interesting aspects to you and your room than the lack of sex going on, don't let it get to you!

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moocowmilk0 19

Ur family is straight savage

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PhoenixChick 26

Alternate names: purity conservatory, masturbation station (good one comment section!), bed for one, the hymen hideaway, left-alone labia laboratory, ****-less chicken house, bean-flicking bedroom, the no-bone-zone

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brenton490 19

Quick Robin to the Virgin cave! *que in music*

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ballislife2324 14

That's actually mad funny I would find that hilarious if my parents said that.

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Superplayer421 7

Probably accurate, considering your name is based off of a TV show.

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