Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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tarheel22893 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:40

WIN!

dannyness 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:44

That's pretty awesome, actually!

hawkloverr 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:46

yay

fallen_dragonkin 12

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:48

wow, that is definitely one of the more bizzare fetishes i heard off. slap his face and walk off.

skeptictank 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:53

So? We used to do that to our friend Paul all the time. He's got good balance for being asleep.

Doorhandle57 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:54

haha that's so funny!

lo_k 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:55

this isn't even a FML. It's just lame.

susu_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:58

how is this an FML? lol, its not like he jerked off on you!

krispykreem 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:08

Your boyfriend is awesome!!

ecce 20

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:29

This is one of my favorite FML's ever.

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