Today I foolishly allowed my crush to seduce me at work. I gave... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:26

Today I foolishly allowed my crush to seduce me at work. I gave her oral sex until she orgasmed then started taking my own pants off for sex or at least a blowjob. Nope, she fixed her skirt and said Thanks I really needed that, then left me there with a wet face, a raging boner and blue balls FML

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Brightside86 30

Saturday 29 August 2020 0:58

Still sounds like a win to me.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:07

Now she owes you, so make sure she gives you one.

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Brightside86 30

Saturday 29 August 2020 0:58

Still sounds like a win to me.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:07

Now she owes you, so make sure she gives you one.

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