Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl...

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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Edumcg 24

Monday 23 December 2013 4:06

Oh God, I never thought that could happen. Sorry to hear OP, keep trying :]

imaxmain 24

Thursday 26 December 2013 16:51

nice comic

Ryodin 11

Thursday 26 December 2013 18:11

Oh my Jesus the comic just made that the cutest thing ever. Great job Crimson Sun!

Leunam 7

Friday 27 December 2013 9:41

lovely drawing tho

Epikouros 31

Sunday 29 December 2013 21:57

Nice to see a happy ending in the illustration!

odod777 28

Monday 30 December 2013 18:17

lmfao!!!! maybe he thought you were gay

BassTurdo 22

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:18

Ouch

yinx 5

Friday 10 January 2014 18:06

This sounds like something that would happen in anime.Hope he didn't get offended by you thinking he was a girl!

Brianna_Ray 23

Tuesday 14 January 2014 5:30

Aw :-(

Drianor 4

Friday 24 January 2014 16:28

the ilustration is so cute

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