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By anonymous - 15/01/2017 01:17

Today, I finally decided to have anal sex with my boyfriend, halfway through he pulls out and says "Did you forget to wipe this morning?" It completely ruined the mood and we were both left unfinished
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Dorkycrime 0

shit dick happens and it's nothing to be embarrassed about you're not the first that it's happened to. there are tools and methods to help avoid these situations but just remember it's bound to happen to anyone who has anal sex

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SKYstlimit 11

did he expect the inside of your arse to be 100% clean? it's an arse.....

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Dorkycrime 0

shit dick happens and it's nothing to be embarrassed about you're not the first that it's happened to. there are tools and methods to help avoid these situations but just remember it's bound to happen to anyone who has anal sex

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SKYstlimit 11

did he expect the inside of your arse to be 100% clean? it's an arse.....

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magicGriffon 5

its a butthole what did he expect to be in there, candy and unicorns??? if he wants anal so much than he better get used to the idea that shit might get on his dick from time to time

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