Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering... - FML

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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And yet, here you are! Congratulations!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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Darling_Darkling 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:30

haha i do that too :D! we're all so cruel :P

consousop 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:20

Hey u stole my FML!

Ic3king 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 9:23

haha i love this site :D

ladycrushed 6

Friday 3 July 2009 10:15

Me too!

hatinglife 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:07

I just like laughing at others misery =D

pronghead 2

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:58

wow. good to know i'm not the only one whose life is so pathetic

pronghead 2

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:45

oops i empathize with this so well i was about to comment about how much i agree again before i realized that i already said i agree

Rowena_fml 1

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:27

and now you are down and out and feeling really crappy and when i see how sad you are it sort of makes me happy sorry, nicky, human nature nothing i can do it's schadenfreude: making me feel good that i'm not you!

Time_killer 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:00

I can totally relate to this.

Uepari 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:38

WIN My life has felt so much better since finding this site. XP

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Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML

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Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Today, I was in an Austrian bar, making polite conversation in my broken German with a slightly odd middle-aged man. He said, winking, that he was near to his pension. I smiled and nodded, thinking he was talking about retirement. My friend later informed me that 'pension' is German for 'apartment'. Ew. FML

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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams, "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants, and, while chasing after her, yells, "Baby, she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

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