By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis

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Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
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Lifeh8sme2 11

I'm more curious as to why you had penis-shaped cookies.

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ohcoolstorybro 14

How many could you fit?

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templhan 6

I want a like button.

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alfred07 18

Would you rather the cookies went to waste?

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Negroification 7

It astounds me how many people ask why the poster is in possession of such cookies, and I can only imagine it's because they have never had friends who bought them joke gifts before.

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lenabeanna 3

Who just makes penis shaped cookies for the hell of it though?

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darawbs 0

Weenie cookies FTW! S'okay. Better than a cream-filled ******** cake. (:

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jmcgirl 3

Hahahahaha you are hilarious to others though.

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joethebiden 8

Good Christ, that's gross. You do know that, scientifically speaking, there is no such thing as the five-second rule, do you? No, obviously you don't, otherwise you wouldn't have eaten a shitload of instantly contaminated cockies (you can quote me on this one) off your germ-ridden floor. Now if you'll excuse me, I puked a little in the back of my mouth and I gotta get a tall glass of water to wash the taste down.

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SinghIt 1

I don't think anyone has died from eating food off the floor.... Unless the floor was particularly dirty and covered with some kind of poison :/

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joethebiden 8

Died? Probably not. Had a serious case of the *****, the pukes, or just some good old fashioned stomach ache? I wouldn't be so sure.

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SarahAlleen 8

It's really not that absolutely disgusting. It's food. Food is food. Wasting is disgusting. Think of all the disgusting things that happened to your food before getting it. Or the fact that every time you breathe in, you breathe in hundreds of dead skin and poop flakes. I think that's a bit more gross, and theres nothing you can do about it.

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Dracoboxer357 35

128- I agree with you. Unless you want to walk around with a particle filter strapped to your face all day, who really knows what crap you're breathing. Also, to put things into perspective, I remember doing a bacteria culture test back in high school biology: we had to swab for bacteria in four different locations to see which was the worst. We took samples from a cafe table, my foot, my lab partner's mouth, and the floor under a urinal. My partner's mouth was the worst by far. :) So eating cookies off the floor may not be so bad. Making out with another human though, that's just asking for trench mouth!!! ;D Cheers! :D

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happylawyer 16

I prefere baking cakes than cookies. There was a time the only cookie cutter I had was a dinosaur that I had bought for my son. I like hers better.

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