By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 44

Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.

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desireev 17

Cute guys go to coffee shops! Every girl should know that! ;)

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Shelta957 13

I'm not sure about that, I've met some pretty weird people at Tim Hortons :P

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gonad_gobbler 1

you don't want to pick up sweaty guys at a gym, try a supermarket, a bowling alley, a pumpkin patch given the time of year, etc.

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jizzwold 21

Ahh the romantic comedy approach. Interesting....

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ehh_why_not 6

that might make a guy feel protective/bad for you.. sympathy date

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coried91 28

I thought it would make you look like a fool... Now if you were actually putting effort into working out and not looking obviously desperate then they might feel bad...

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zebrapattern 6

she went full-on SAP

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Michaelsgirl04 9

Why doll yourself up? Exercise is just going to make you sweat and sweat and makeup dont tend to mix very well...at least not in my experience

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groupleader 7

So your cute boy turned out to be a russian weightlifting lesbian?????

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LadyEmi 15

YDI. No one "dolls up" to go to a ****** gym, dumbass.

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gloopyone 4

Maybe someone at the gym has a stretcher fetish and will come find you later.

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