Today, I discovered that every time I go to the bathroom to poop,... - FML

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By nia - 07/08/2020 19:58

Today, I discovered that every time I go to the bathroom to poop, without fail, my entire family decides to watch TV. Right outside my bathroom. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:22

A) This one sounds old. B) Regardless, do they move the TV outside the bathroom every time? 3) Why? Is it some sort of attempt at a prank, or do they all have a bizarre fetish where they like to listen to you take a shit while watching TV? Either way, they need therapy.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 4 September 2020 10:22

A) This one sounds old. B) Regardless, do they move the TV outside the bathroom every time? 3) Why? Is it some sort of attempt at a prank, or do they all have a bizarre fetish where they like to listen to you take a shit while watching TV? Either way, they need therapy.

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