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By ascaredman - 23/02/2016 08:26 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I checked my voice recording to see if I was actually snoring out of curiosity. I didn't hear anything but the sound of doorknob moving and the door being open and then closed. I live alone and the audio was taken last night when I was asleep. FML
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peteto818 28

Change the locks and buy a nanny cam. And maybe ask a friend to spend a few nights at your place.

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aDiplodocus 11

Hopefully it's just you sleepwalking OP, but highly suggest investing in a camera just incase it's something else.

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Cyrus00 41

Invest in a camera and start sleeping with a baseball bat. Damn that's creepy!

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vishadowpilot 7

Time to get a motion sensor light at the foot of your bed and a camera

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Nope nope nope you nope the **** out of that house op

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WretchedOwls 11

Maybe you got up to take a leak in the middle of the night and don't remember? I'd still get some video footage of that shit though.

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T0XiK_1 9

Why are ghosts always doing creepy shit? Why can't they just quietly take out the trash or something?

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gracehi 31

Personally, I like the ghosts who play piano. So soothing.

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Onigori 14

Could it maybe have been a neighbor? I live in an apartment and I can hear everything my upstairs neighbors do.

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