Intimacy Today, I caught myself getting a boner while staring at my teachers... - FML

Silencer - 03/05/2016 17:59 - United States - Torrance

Today, I caught myself getting a boner while staring at my teachers breasts. FML

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Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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Today, I was so tired that I thought the item I'd ordered a few months ago had been delivered then stolen, so I emailed the company about it. When I checked back on the website, I realized it hadn't actually been delivered yet and I read the invoice wrong. FML

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Today, I realized that my addiction to YouTube true crime had gone too far when I immediately though, "Dead body!" when I came across a seemingly abandoned suitcase outside my building. It's only when my neighbor came outside to pick it up that I stopped calling 911. FML

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Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML

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