Health: Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to...

By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML

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By Jen_ - 26/01/2012 22:08 - France

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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Charming

By FootyFoot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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Such a Saint

By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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How could you?

By Lolzords - 14/09/2010 10:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 04:00

Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonameow - 26/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke

Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML

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Sandwiches rule

By Sebastian Bonaparte - 11/02/2021 00:30

Today, it's the fourth day since I got home from hospital in a wheelchair after a car wreck. It was also the first day that someone in my house offered to do something for me. My father-in-law visited and offered to make me a sandwich. My response? I cried. My wife and kids laughed at me. FML

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By Tmth - 25/05/2016 22:24

Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML

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hannaaaahr 33

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:46

charming mother you have.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:50

Hit her with your walking stick.

Comments

breeY0 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:12

Just keep asking her for random shit, if she refuses, then just remind her you're "crippled". Guilt triiiiiip

Michael_92 20

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:15

Maybe make it a point to stoop down to her level and ask for her help for all kinda things.

danielwilliams57 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:16

Family..

Superstitious 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:04

Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em on eBay

doodlebop69 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:19

I'm a cripple too after my surgery but ankle my whole family frequently does this

YourMoms_BF 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:23

When she gets old and she asks for a glass of water, tell her "you are not old are you? but wait you are hahaha" .

vietboi2991 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:26

Is it bad that I laughed hysterically too?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 26 June 2012 15:29

Yes

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 6:01

double no.

Rocky007 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:27

Funny mon!

breeY0 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:37

I read your comment with a jamaican accent, lol

seasonedtoast 19

Tuesday 26 June 2012 13:04

Those jelly fish from Shark Tale? Yep.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 26 June 2012 13:42

21- I did the same thing and I wasn't even aware of it! Only after I read your comment did I realize xD

BunchieRules 31

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:35

I hate it when I end up pressing the key right next to the key I'm trying to press. 20's comment works either way, although I do like the Jamaican version better, mon.