Today, I called the crisis hotline to get emotional support.... - FML

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By SneakyDeath - 01/10/2017 01:37 - United States - Slidell

Today, I called the crisis hotline to get emotional support. The line was busy. FML

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Wednesday 4 October 2017 23:47

I'm sorry that happened. these lines often are busy. it can be worth waiting or calling a different line. or some websites have online chat or email support.eithetesy, take care of yourself OP

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 4 October 2017 23:47

I'm sorry that happened. these lines often are busy. it can be worth waiting or calling a different line. or some websites have online chat or email support.eithetesy, take care of yourself OP

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