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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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andelizastrin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

reallychick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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tb15 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:51

ydi on so many levels Today, my cousin came into town. while i was talking to her my crazy girlfriend yelled at us because she thought i was cheating on her. FML

omgnowayhaha 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:34

fucktard

wombo33 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:03

Way to assume

wangstuhh 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:31

whoaaa there. way to jump to conclusions and make yourself look bad.

ChicaChica5683 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:12

assumtions assumtions.... tsk tsk

MasterOfTheXP 2

Saturday 20 March 2010 11:19

This isn't an FML. This is a FAIL.

crazytoaster 2

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:59

Bah, OP is a woman. They have to jump to the most dramatic conclusions and make an idiot of themselves. I say let them do it, then give them shit about being dumbasses later.

emoverlord 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 12:40

ur a ho

MarkXVII 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 2:25

Don't jump 2 conclusions. simple as that

damn_it110 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:43

a **** is pretty a ***** is ugly get ur facts right

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