By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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gummibehrs 4

Oh no, your girlfriend won't degrade herself by putting her mouth around the thing you piss with! Idiot.

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gummibehrs 4

I don't think she's really appreciate your coming on this website and bitching about her like a whiny little pussy, either.

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scateice 0

YDI for having no sense of humor asshole

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somename1223132 5

In other words shes a lesbian beacsue she wont put your meat in her

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sebster5858 0

lol #11 good reasoning

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vsk8p1mp720 0

u shud of sad my dick is made out of tofu LOL

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vsk8p1mp720 0

#148 i bet that only meat is dick haHaHA

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Snow223 0

You Sould've known! haha

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ingridcassandra 0

lmfao. that's hilarious.

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