OP, I see you are posting from Queretaro! I lived there for a year and a half. Give it time. You will love it. There are language schools, aerobatic schools, and all kinds of other places to learn new things. If you are in the city of Queretaro I always preferred La Mulata for going out dancing. Also plan a trip to San Luis Potosí. I recommend el jardín surrealista in Xilitla and el puente de dios.

If she actually cared about you, she wouldn't mind that you farted. It's a natural, human thing to do. She can't act like it's the most digesting thing in the world while she does it too. Matter of fact; women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide compared to men's. she's clearly just a stuck up b*tch if she can't accept a simple fart. I mean, if she really can't accept that, how will she ever change her child's diaper one day? Or when she gets old and can't control her bladder/bowels. It's life. And no one should be ashamed or embarrassed for farting in front of their significant other whether you've been together for a day, a week, a month or a year.