By Anonymous - 04/11/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML
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upyourzlolz 11

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

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Calen5556 0

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

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NoLongerExists 11

Oh god, I wonder what you've been keeping to yourself all this years for you to finally break down to a commercial. You need a therapist o_O

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dontpanic_fml 32

That's not what he said

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wisese 0

"For the first time in years" indicates that it's happened before. OP didn't say "for the first time ever".

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DanGleesak 11

Maybe it was one of those sad puppy commercials.

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skyttlz 32

I have to change the channel when that commercial comes on.

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keykey1200 0

I ALWAYS cry when those commercials come on. They are soooo freaking saaad

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ShyAnn29 14

They are very sad! There's one I can't watch because it's so sad

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TheDarkCynder 2

Those are HSUS commercials. They are as bad as PETA.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Dude. There's nothing to be ashamed of...

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perdix 29

I usually break down in tears when I get to the register at the Hallmark store. "Damn it, I just paid as much for one page of trite, insipid, doggerel poetry that I would for a whole book!"

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, and now half the store is filled with those annoying ones that play music and cost 3 times as much. It's a ******* card, people spend 2 seconds looking at them, and then the next 10 forgetting what it said.

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BaconDave 12

I went to Hallmark, and there was Webkinz and Pillow Pets, too.

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redheather 0

Look on the bright side. It's a lot cheaper than therapy for your craziness.

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natashax21 5

I don't think they make Hallmark cards for whatever the hell you're going through.

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rocketshipx 6

I work at a hallmark store. They do.

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ikickgingers 15

The hallmark commercial where the old lady checks her mail everyday...and gets nothing. One day the neighbor sends her the Hallmark card. Yeah that shit makes me cry. :/

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G97Alex 21

Or they could, you know, hold the video-camera. Just saying.

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