Miscellaneous Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts...

Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 20:16

that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!

ffffmmmmlllll 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 20:17

HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.

lifeislife_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:18

WTF? People GET gifts for Easter?

flamingice 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:21

Agreed 104. Is it like, some custom for people to now give gifts for every Christian occasion? "Here, have a gift! Happy Lent."

tessathefiesta 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:36

lmfao, raw

skatetwin5 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:40

why would they get such expensive gifts anyway?

AnniZee_74 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:46

Yell. Scream. Throw a tantrum. You deserve to.

eternalwait 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:50

Failures as parents. The end.

phreshrice 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:56

$200?!?!?!? jeeeeesus All I get is an easter basket with chocolate too and I HATE chocolate. FYL I guess..

STFCBarsby 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:07

Fake. I somehow think that your parents would know that you're illergic to chocolate. FYL for making a poorly created FML.

meadmaker 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:22

yea... cuz your parents don't know that your allergic to chocolate...they probably got you the chocolate because you are a liar.

ngorman3308 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:41

get pwned

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