By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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nwater 0

wow you must have been tired to **** that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Whoa. Yeah I side with nwater. If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed. People would have bought it.

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happypenguin7293 0

exactly what i was think (tiredly) oh god yeah it is our house i can't think straight (doze off a couple times with a really blank expression)

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Bizenghastly 0

what I don't get is if you think they're such boring ppl then why in the name of Zeus are you friends w. them?! & not merely friends but aparently good enough friends that they're over your house. you deserve for being two-faced. ^_^

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mishkaroni 15

Oh gosh I can't stop laughing over this FML!

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music87 14

This is one of the most hilarious things I have heard all day.

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tidbits5197 28

Apparently you didn't need to fake since it seems you were too tired to remember where you were at. lol

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UnwiseOwl88 3

OP didn't mention it being their house specifically. Husband -could've- meant they were right at home in the company of their friends...

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trulypar 34

I'm sure you won't have that problem again, you're boring friends probably got the hint and won't come back.

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darkfireflame 15

Well they're probably not coming back so yeah.

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YellowKettleBell 31

Next time say, "Honey, we need to go to bed so these people can go home."

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doglover100 28

I would've faked a headache and went upstairs for the night.

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