By asthmasucks - 19/09/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
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DrunkenValor 0

When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.

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zack767 0

use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer

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iFruit 0

Your life is very, very, very ****** :(

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Topguy 0

maybe it's time to call social services?

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iheartjustinsane 0

If I were you, I would disown your dad and move the **** out of the house.

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IHaveNoFknClue 0

Sorry, but, BS. No pawn shop would buy an inhaler.

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gcs_fml 0

you are a liar... how long did it take to you dream up stupid crap like this dip-shit... pawn shops wont take medicine.. and the rest of you who believe him get a ******* life seriously.

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Bredynamite 0

ugh i hate asthma attacks :( when i discovered i had asthma and i had my first asthma attack my dad had to hold me down in the restroom so the steam could get to me i thought he was giving me a bath e_O

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mattfante 0

who the HELL pawns an inhaler?!?! really? don't you have like a tv or something he could pawn? FYL.

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mashimashi 13

OP: You either can't tell a story worth shit, or else you're full of it. I've had asthma most of my life and spent much of my childhood at the doctor and in the hospital. The one time I had an attack serious and sudden enough to be "deadly," I was out in public alone. I stumbled into a store, collapsed and rode in an ambulance to the hospital. Someone having a "deadly" attack doesn't have the breath to "beg," let alone walk across the street. Gimme a frickin break.

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LadyMedic 0

Totally agree! "Deadly" asthma means you are trying to get in the most comfortable position to be able to breath, and your rescue inhaler would do nothing. There is NO possible way someone in that much extremis could walk across the street and beg. I'm not talking about normal asthma attacks. I know those can be handled easier. I'm talking about horrible (near deadly) ones, as the OP clearly stated his was.

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oh_mygawd 0

My thoughts exactly! I was going to call this story BS, because if you're having an Asthma attack, running across the street would only make it worse.

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