Today, due to an unknown illness that makes me super nauseous... - FML

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By "Amanda G Rich" - 23/01/2021 18:05

Today, due to an unknown illness that makes me super nauseous and dizzy, I've seen 10 specialists. None of which know what's wrong with me. FML

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

Wednesday 3 February 2021 12:55

Sounds like you need a CT done, if you haven't had one already. It sounds like an inner ear issue. CT should cover that AND any potential head issues. Best of luck.

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

Wednesday 3 February 2021 12:55

Sounds like you need a CT done, if you haven't had one already. It sounds like an inner ear issue. CT should cover that AND any potential head issues. Best of luck.

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