Miscellaneous: Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced...

By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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Brute force

By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Infrastructure

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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aligator121 15

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

Did it scare the shit out of you?

x_the_lancer_x 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:30

I don't blame you for being scared of using public restrooms! Try visiting random gas stations or public hockey rinks or football stadiums, especially ones with Mexican food stands.

Comments

Kyle17206 11

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:04

That's when you piss on his face.

Sweetpea22 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:06

I would kick you in the face if you did it to me

ViviMage 39

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:08

I had to pepper-spray someone trying to get in with me under a stall. That works well, a keychain spray can! Just careful in enclosed spaces!

awilliams44 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:14

Omg I'm always scared the toilets gonna overflow.... I hate it

raeepressley 12

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:20

Looks like you've been caught... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) With your pants down. YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

thenewgirl29 20

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:40

Oh ******* get over it already OP!

Megan_Ashley 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:50

Well that's depressing

jenevil27 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 4:27

omg thats horrible! I hate using public restrooms too, FYL

Shleebs 12

Thursday 7 November 2013 4:36

This is horrifying. I'm scarred for life just from reading this and trying to put myself in your shoes. I can't imagine how much it messed you up, OP.