Miscellaneous: Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring...

By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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Ambient25 24

Monday 3 June 2013 22:58

I ******* hate guys that think women are a possession. "Hey why are you looking at my girl?!" is one of the most retarded statements a guy can make. I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you think your girlfriend will run off with the 1st guy who makes eye contact. Guys like that just need to give their stuff to charity and run into a freeway blindfolded.

WelcomeToAndale 13

Monday 3 June 2013 22:58

Seems to me this guy's just looking for a fight, no matter what you say.

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avapaige1234 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 8:03

Today, I felt the need to make my bf jealous just to get his attention. So I chose a random guy as a targete and told my bf that he's staring at me. They started fighting, and the guy denied that he stared at me. I feel so ugly. FML

kokey_kokak 5

Tuesday 4 June 2013 22:23

Haha

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 4 June 2013 22:55

He probably just wanted to make himself feel better because he knew his girlfriend was ugly so he convinced himself you were looking at her. FYL that totally sucks.

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 4 June 2013 22:59

I feel like it's a compliment if random guys are looking at your girlfriend. I wouldn't be mad, i'd be smug.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:16

This is where you belted out U. G. L. Y. Yo woman don't need no alibi she ugly, yes, yes, she ugly

Estuansis 8

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:44

I've knocked people out in public for shit like this. You are a much better man than I for not taking a swing...

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 9:12

He just got, offended you didn't think his woman was hot.

Kc1001 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:54

"No. I was looking at you. I think you have your ass on your head."

mkcherry 14

Monday 24 June 2013 9:26

My s.o doesnt mind guys looking at me, they keep their hands to themselves and refrain from cat calling and its all good. If i was the woman I'd be really embarrassed if my boyfriend tried to start a fight with a guy just for glancing at me. He sounds like some kind of meat head that goes looking for an excuse to hit people.