Miscellaneous: Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling,...

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Oh, hi… you

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Smooth

By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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whatarethisss 23

Monday 26 October 2015 23:32

She sounds like an immature teenager.

shadowdragon0820 20

Monday 26 October 2015 23:34

Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.

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flamed22 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 1:29

That's so messed up

SLUTTY18 2

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:12

Haha it's funny?

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:18

Great confidence though!

lcuttie119 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:41

Maybe it's just me... But I like popping my boyfriends zits. Also he pops mine for me.

oasis359 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:10

thats actually a sign of a lasting relationship.

philosophicallll 25

Tuesday 27 October 2015 5:36

(trust me I'm a doctor)

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:45

I hate when that happens

nyf137 20

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:15

Definitely earned points for having the guts to walk up to a girl like that in the first place! I just hope you don't let this experience deter you from doing the same in the future, and I hope next time, you find a cute girl that's actually nice!

teejessika 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:32

Face demons are the worst! I feel for you OP.

Tyguy823 14

Tuesday 27 October 2015 3:48

Honestly that's why I do associate with the more pretty faced girls at my school.

amberdea404 28

Tuesday 27 October 2015 4:21

Tons of other immature teenagers in the sea, just find someone else, don't let it get you down, and have fun.

vintageart1994 16

Tuesday 27 October 2015 4:36

At least you went up to her and had the guts to ask her out. It shows what kind of person you are and how bad of a persons she is. Seriously tho eff that bitch