By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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raeepressley 12

E for effort buddy! But if my boyfriend ever said that to me, I would die laughing!!

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Incitus 9

I'm gonna go ahead and try to start a chain of bad dirty talk lines. "Good thing neither of us are thinking about our parents doing it"

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ahh_rats 15

That's works 90% of the time all the time haha

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amisenho 11

"Dick her down good" sounds like he's planning to beat her down with his penis until she's unconscious. It doesn't sound pleasant, OP.

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ViviMage 39

Please stop watching hillbilly pornos for inspiration.

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_Heisenberg__ 15

"Dickachu I choose you" is the one thing to say while dirty talking that might be worse.

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CrazyMelvin 14

She should have gotten up and left. What a mood killer!

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gioo_fml 6

What the F does that even mean.....your dumb

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AKAR2521 4

you're, emphasis on the 're. just saying

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