By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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perdix 29

From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

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MysticMint 0

Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

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bmanusmc 0

you are probably from the Army huh?

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a_nutritionist 10

heaven forbid you get a preventative test for cancer. i can see how you wouldnt want that, just bury your head in the sand and hope for the best right?

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tchicas 0

same here, buddy. got out about a year ago. don't tell your friends about it, they'll never let it down.

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kalel0311 0

sounds like you were security forces first haha

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houmboy 0

... I almost peed myself reading this. lmao

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miko45 0

you dont remember how you got in?? they did the exam then too.

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