This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By nolove - 26/03/2019 14:00

Today, after working 9 hours I came home to a messy apartment, all my food gone but all I wanted was to be intimate with my boyfriend. He couldn’t keep it up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 368
You deserved it 156

Top comments

So basically, you're having a hard day and he's not having a hard enough day.

404wan 19

i get you're happy to be rid of a wife like that. however, when your spouse has a serious problem like that it is up to you to try and help her, or divorce her. sleeping with her sister and letting her catch you twice? that makes me think you might be a big reason for her drinking. also not caring for your child... ******* shame on you.

Comments

So basically, you're having a hard day and he's not having a hard enough day.

Dodge4x4Ram 46
Cyrus00 41

And then when they finally do it he gets overexcited and finishes early.

Oh, so the bf was too tired (more ways than one) from eating all the food and then leaving their wrappers laying around? Got it!

He probably used up his dick with the girl he messed up your apartment with and fed with your food.

Its been so long I dont even think I know how to get it up, let alone keep it up 😂🙈