By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Luckster 0

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

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MaddogTotten 0

I'd go with option "A". I wouldn't be shy about letting her know either. I mean, you don't want her to think you want to go with "B" do you?

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JManHobbs 0

Cops gogogo! Seriously though, you need help with this.

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PinkRoseLove 0

RUN DUDE!!!! ****** RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deadlygadget 0

This is creepy. I know how it is though to have a stalker

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roxychique 0

a restraining ORDER is in ORDER

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Major_General 10

Let her know that you support her taking her own life if she feels that it is warranted. Offer her a bus ticket to Oregon.

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cmac86 23

woah. that's frightening. I wouldn't necessarily call the police first, but I'd definately suggest a psychologist. and if you see her, run. she may to kill you instead of herself.

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royboh 0

Indulge her. Most infatuations are fueled by an ideal that the stalker's view of the victim fulfills. If she were to know that you are not that ideal, and you most likely aren't, because they are very specific and minute things, she will bore of you and leave you alone.

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MaddogTotten 0

Agreed. Or she will kill you for shattering her illusion of you that you obviously wont be able to live up to. That and the fact that she is batshit crazy.

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thebootyfaerie 0

Most stalkers are also delusional, so they're not basing their actions on reality anyway. So, yeah, that's just asking for trouble.

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FML_babe 0

hand her a gun, a rope, a blade and sleeping pills..... then ask her how she'd like to go?

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