Today, after being broken up for 2 weeks, my boyfriend of over... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 15:50 - United States

Today, after being broken up for 2 weeks, my boyfriend of over 2 years finally called me. I thought it was to tell me he missed me & that he’s sorry about the situation. Nope, he called to tell me he found the one, has a date with her tomorrow & that he plans on proposing to her soon. FML.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 3 March 2018 1:06

I might be being very judgemental but to plan to propose to someone it sounds like he just met seems ludicrous. He hardly knows her.

tmj25789 23

Saturday 3 March 2018 6:33

I feel you dodged a bullet with that one. he sounds crazy to already have plans to propose to someone he barely knows.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 3 March 2018 1:06

I might be being very judgemental but to plan to propose to someone it sounds like he just met seems ludicrous. He hardly knows her.

tmj25789 23

Saturday 3 March 2018 6:33

I feel you dodged a bullet with that one. he sounds crazy to already have plans to propose to someone he barely knows.

saffy66 34

Wednesday 14 March 2018 6:09

Are you sure you were in a relationship? Sounds like something you'd tell a buddy, not an ex. Unless he's a real pig, i n which case, count your blessings.

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