Health: Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep....

By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By do your own ironing - 15/04/2013 04:32

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By sadparty - 06/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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jewban 3

Friday 17 December 2010 12:13

you have shitty frends I swear to god if they did that to me I would rip off their ****/ nuts off

Dweron 0

Friday 17 December 2010 12:12

i have some sleeping disorder I just can't remember what it's called. I can only sleep every couple of days so I know your pain D:

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Oses 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:30

Lol sad life I usually tired myself to sleep with sex best sleep ever!!! Everynite lol sucks for you!!

mintcar 9

Friday 17 December 2010 16:53

What is "suscribe?"

cassey419 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:53

well I'm going to bed goodnight... fyl

GreatGeak 8

Friday 17 December 2010 17:11

don't be that person mintcar...nobody likes that person. we all know she meant prescribe.

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 17 December 2010 17:13

*sigh* 1. To pledge or contribute (a sum of money). 2. To sign (one's name) at the end of a document. 3. To sign one's name to in attestation, testimony, or consent: subscribe a will. 4. To authorize (someone) to receive or access electronic texts or services, especially over the Internet. 5. To contract to receive and pay for a certain number of issues of a publication, for tickets to a series of events or performances, or for a utility service, for example. 6. To receive or be allowed to access electronic texts or services by subscription. 7. To promise to pay or contribute money: subscribe to a charity. 8. To feel or express hearty approval: I subscribe to your opinion. See Synonyms at assent. 9. To sign one's name. 10. To affix one's signature to a document as a witness or to show consent.

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 17 December 2010 17:16

I made a mistake, big deal. Mintcar, I see you like correcting people's mistakes, but it gets annoying.

julicious_fml 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:16

right on!

angry_english 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:50

been there before...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 17 December 2010 18:02

Selena - so do your mile long conversations on a particular thread.

ahriel 0

Friday 17 December 2010 18:03

that totally sucks.. first off tell your friends to f off and let you sleep. secondly if they are any kind of friend, they'll f off and call you in a few hours or the next day.