By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

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perdix 29

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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sabiancymbol 1

tell the truth, it was on purpose

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beautifulbeats26 6

dude my boyfriend has done that to me! he didnt break any fingers though haha

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slimpickens 0

nice goin man now no pussy for u for a while haha

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hateevryone 14

what a good way to make up

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Late_night83 25

Excuses u beater.

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mlgreco 6

guess that puts a exclimation mark on things.

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audreyms 0

How could she punch him if her fingers were broken?

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