By purrtygirl - 09/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/05/2025 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
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spoo 24

I always play the "how old are you?". "I dont believe you", "prove it, show me your license". Flattery makes people blind :)

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georgejameson 0

Meh - I know a Robb or two. You could have made a semi graceful recovery - "Thought so, but my (fake) cousin has an extra 'b' in his".

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redfoxman01 13

Ask for his name, then when he tells you, respond with, "No, your last name"

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radiocaf 29

You should have said "no, no, no, your last name!"

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TheLemonMan 24

A method that I use is asking for their name, and when they tell me, just say "no, I meant your last name. Works every time.

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