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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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photographer49 22

Monday 15 February 2016 0:28

You should have asked her if she's heard of not needing make up to feel beautiful.

nzhx 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:28

Don't take it to heart, OP. People are assholes and if you were to pay them any mind they'd win. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out

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iamahappypenguin 14

Monday 15 February 2016 1:36

Should've just told her that you don't need it Coz you're naturally beautiful.

Kurby14 21

Monday 15 February 2016 1:37

should have asked her if she's ever heard of shutting the hell up. she's just a rude bitch OP. don't let it get to you

phantomxbg 17

Monday 15 February 2016 1:53

She's a jerk, I'm sure you're beautiful, every girl is. I bet she has no valentine. Enjoy your day

TordNorski 30

Monday 15 February 2016 2:32

No amount of makeup can fix her shit personality.

BreM16 23

Monday 15 February 2016 2:41

It's ok OP. She only said it because she's insecure of herself. A lot of people who are insecure take it out on other people, which sucks.

naaddzz 14

Monday 15 February 2016 3:00

You should of asked her if she ever heard of keeping her rude ass comments to her self ?!

FSGInsainity 15

Monday 15 February 2016 3:31

Plot Twist: She warped there from another world/prehistoric times and was asking an honest question about something she heard.

sinverguenza 11

Monday 15 February 2016 6:40

Encino Woman.

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 15 February 2016 3:38

I'd have told that bitch for the amazing super low, low price of $0.00, she could mind her own ******* business.

GabbyPLluch88 13

Monday 15 February 2016 4:25

what a rude skunk.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 15 February 2016 4:31

People only wear makeup to impress themselves anyway.

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