Love, Cheating, Break-ups, Argument and Ironic: Standards - FML

Standards

By Anonymous - 13/09/2026 15:00 - United States - Davenport

Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML

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juggalo2 21

Monday 14 September 2026 2:57

When you say "got into a fight" it sounds like you had an argument rather than "she got angry with me". If you cheated by your own standards then why would you get into a fight rather than just apologizing?

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juggalo2 21

Monday 14 September 2026 2:57

When you say "got into a fight" it sounds like you had an argument rather than "she got angry with me". If you cheated by your own standards then why would you get into a fight rather than just apologizing?

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