Transportation: Someone thinks highly of themself

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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fedora_fan13 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:39

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

genius_man16 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:58

Shoulda slapped a ho.

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mustangswon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:39

What a jackass

amazingkate 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:47

then just tell her what you were really doing, that you weren't looking at her sorry ass and now it's her FML.

RammsteinFreak 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:38

"Today, I saw a guy winking at me and shouted at him. I found out he had dirt in his lens and now I have a restraining order. FML."

greenfrog5 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:31

lol idk what you did to piss karma off but she got you back thats funny

luda111b 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:21

haha... you really need to stop trying to "rub it out". lol

DarkPrince_fml 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 1:22

I wouldve gotten out my gun and screamed WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU FREAKING TRANNIE AND BUTTON UP THAT SHIRT WE BOTH KNOW THEYRE FAKE

My2864 1

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:30

thats real ghetto

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 18 August 2010 20:40

Take out a gun and shoot her.

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 24 March 2015 22:58

then get 25 for life

ArtsySwag 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:49

SMH. I can't stand girls like that... there's NO REASON to be so rude to a person like that. It's okay, don't worry about her.

My_Little_Pony 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

Bitch needs to be taught a lesson.

lpaul49 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:31

You should have raped her. Straight up. That would have taught her to think twice before making a stupid comment like that again.

peopleplz2008 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:40

wow, overreact much?

fedora_fan13 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:39

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

My_Little_Pony 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

Bitch needs to be taught a lesson.

sadiesykes 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:46

lol i hope you said something to her.

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