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Slutshaming is not OK

musik_ist_liebe - 21/03/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, my 13 year-old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 17/09/2020 22:59

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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Treasure hunt

bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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bad sis sad sis - 24/09/2020 02:01

Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML

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Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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Freuding intensifies

toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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The book of revelations

JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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Good job parenting

yova - - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Signposting

Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

Eresbel 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

mrcarmine 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:58

bases are retarded, anyway but, if you've NEVER kissed a guy and went straight to whatever her third base is, which must have been hand or blow jobs, then you are a little bit of a **** lol

dkssud 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:21

maybe her sis was teaching her about the bases of baseball?

Claeric 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:30

Your family is right. You ARE a ****.

TerAki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:37

33, she ran the bases backwards.

Hahailovefmls 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:39

this is slightly REALLY embarassing, im guessing your about 15/16? and your 13 year old sister is explaining this to you...damn, maybe you just should keep your pants on until you learn. take some sex education.

lemon_squeezy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:41

i'm guessing you've been living under a rock your whole life?

SergeantSinn 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:53

haha @ 2

dumbkid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:56

I'm not gonna lie, I've had sex with my boyfriend before without really kissing. I could go into detail with how it all went down, because it wasn't awkward or weird at all... it's just how it happened. Although, we had been dating a while and obviously kissed long before.

Newt_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:00

I SWEAR TO GOD, I thought she was talking about baseball. This is how much I need a life.

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Saturday 21 March 2009 18:04

I agree with #18... xkcd is the authority on bases. Regardless, you probably ought to slow down. Skipping steps isn't necessarily a bad thing, but you might want to just take some time and make sure you're comfortable with what's going on