Shouldn't have said that! By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation... I agree, your life sucks 449 You deserved it 205 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 767 You deserved it 2 082
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 533 You deserved it 911
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 525 You deserved it 721
Today, my medium-sized poxer dog was sitting on my lap. He shook his head, managing to slap me in the face with his ears three times. FML I agree, your life sucks 632 You deserved it 299
Today, after spending at least two hours on the phone every day for the past week, my health insurer I pay a huge monthly premium to agreed to cover my life-sustaining insulin. But they won't contribute to the cost until after I've paid an unaffordable deductible first. I'm going to die even though I'm insured. FML I agree, your life sucks 586 You deserved it 97
Today, the new guy at my workplace was on his phone so much that he has become solely responsible for a new rule: no one is allowed to have their phone on their person, except on breaks. So, I guess that if my severely disabled mom ever has an emergency at home, she'll have to fend for herself. FML I agree, your life sucks 374 You deserved it 78
it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!