Farts, Cute, Romantic and Love: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 18/06/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML

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Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

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Comments

mskimbelinapham 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:42

Sounds like me! Something I would do. Lol -_-

gizmo62_fml 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:56

be glad it was just a fart

afulks78 11

Wednesday 15 August 2012 10:28

When you gotta go you gotta go!

z563 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 10:37

When you've got to go, you've got to go

magicalduckfish 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 10:59

Well that's just romantic...!

krewer21 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:38

Too late for romance bro, tell me, how long have you been together?

Cabirious 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:44

I don't m I about you, but I think that a girl who's that comfortable around you is a keeper.

kamikrazy 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:52

Step three in not falling apart: Buy her everything she wants. The rest is easy.

mizteri 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:53

If she wasn't embarrassed and cursing herself in the bathroom. She probably was comfortable with you. And really thought it was sweet and cursing herself in the bathroom for bad timing. Otherwise...she was embarrassed and cursing herself..and thought what freaking bad timing...