Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Repetitive

Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By SadOral - 03/07/2019 00:01

Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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xiaoxaio 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:17

her head fell asleep on your head

KunoKanashimi 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:16

Isn't it usually the other way around?

Comments

newmandotcom 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:50

I hope to never receive that first

soupisyummy 13

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:55

Surprise buttsecks?

ihm03 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:11

You be knocking hoes out lol....."yeah girl he put me to sleep!"

DiscoReject 2

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:12

I assume that you finished?

Gashleiigh 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:42

Iv done that before!! :s

vbmg152 18

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:24

How??

nefertitiqueen3 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:38

Must have bored her.

Crem 1

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:54

How is that that possible

dubzta 1

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:18

Think of it this way.... You were so big you choked her out

iceman420son 7

Saturday 24 March 2012 18:35

Wow what a hard head Well in ur case i guess its soft head

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