School, Bullying and Miscellaneous: Quite the effort - FML

Quite the effort

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By rimenrezon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 699

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 858

By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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Top comments

waswashere 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:47

They need to piss off

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:48

maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?

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GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 20:24

Completely agree, 7. OP, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.. Just remember karma's a bitch. Let's just hope someone takes a shit in their locker.

ForeverAloneGal 23

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:18

They went out of their way to make you miserable. Obsession. You should be flattered. Sucks about the piss, though.

rinse087 0

Friday 17 February 2012 2:52

There's not enough flattery in the world to make someone piss in a locker.

blegehlehgleh 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:38

Giving a new meaning to Pee-Eee

Wellwhateverthen 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:39

Um... okay...? Weird.

night_saint 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:13

did that piss you off, op?

JackieIsAwesome 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:20

Awwww i'm sorry

d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:34

Sounds like you pissed off the wrong person!

RuskiManBearPig 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:44

How did r Kelley get in your locker room?

hellokaitty13 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 23:05

Hey it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 23:29

Wow... Luckily you're not running for prom king/queen, you might just get "shit" for it.

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