Health, Healthy Lifestyle, Smoking and Ironic: Push past the pain

Push past the pain

By dying - 14/09/2026 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I learned that when you quit smoking, you get "Smoker Flu", meaning you feel like you're coming down with something really horrible. The good news is that my throat is so raw, I couldn't smoke a cigarette if I wanted to. FML

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Leah Magers 13

Tuesday 15 September 2026 5:27

As they say, "this too shall pass". hang in there, and good luck quitting 🫶

Yudith 25

Tuesday 15 September 2026 17:49

Chloraseptic lozenges work wonders for raw throat.

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Leah Magers 13

Tuesday 15 September 2026 5:27

As they say, "this too shall pass". hang in there, and good luck quitting 🫶

Yudith 25

Tuesday 15 September 2026 17:49

Chloraseptic lozenges work wonders for raw throat.

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