One stop shop

By Clueless - 05/08/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my car in because the AC had stopped working. The mechanic turned it on, pressed one button, and cold air started blasting. I'd seemingly switched it to heat three months ago. FML

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metroido 17

Wednesday 5 August 2026 10:08

i almost…ALMOST…didn’t vote ydi. until that last sentence.

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metroido 17

Wednesday 5 August 2026 10:08

i almost…ALMOST…didn’t vote ydi. until that last sentence.

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Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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