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thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML

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Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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Such a weird move either way

1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

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Belly Finger

ihmmil - 18/01/2020 14:00

Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML

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B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Confusion is Sex

Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Roll with it

Anonymous - 02/07/2023 05:00 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML

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music_is_life22 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well everybody has their fetishes XD

krad204 21

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

miazzzz 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:42

who the **** did you marry ?

darkwarlord 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:35

Hey if she is beautiful you will learn to get use to it

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:48

Similarly, I feel highly compelled to lick/tongue my husband's belly button, but he doesn't let me.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:59

Freaky deaky.

sabine123_fml 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 12:50

Enjoy

fonkimonki 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 18:42

if it turns your woman on, it's good

Ziggy122 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 22:09

Not so good if the other party isn't comfortable with it. Though it is a tame and harmless fetish.

rowdyrooster 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:04

Kinky!

Debbiek 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 23:11

mabe she thought.you were diggin it

greenbadass 11

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:35

So you all know each other?

AFaye3964 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:49

Everyone has atleast one fetish.

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Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML

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Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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Today, my parents still think they can control me. I’m 27, married, and have a son. Even after all the abuse and trauma over the years, they still think that everything is fine. That they did their “best”. Why do they think this is right, and think they should have any right to my son or even see him? FML

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Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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