Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 734 You deserved it 3 891
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML I agree, your life sucks 236 You deserved it 217
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 440 You deserved it 10 017
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML I agree, your life sucks 443 You deserved it 150
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 345 You deserved it 43 115
Today, I was going to take my father to dinner for Father's Day. It all would have gone according to plan, but he saw my Facebook post about a 12-hour stomach virus I had yesterday, so he went out fishing with his friends instead without telling me because he didn't want to catch my "disease." FML I agree, your life sucks 12 092 You deserved it 1 842
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!