Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 638 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 975 You deserved it 4 476
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 590 You deserved it 2 455
Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 820 You deserved it 6 786
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 314 You deserved it 4 007
That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable. I agree, your life sucks 284 You deserved it 89
Today, I have a friend who has consumed almost every known drug in our country, but refuses to get the Covid vaccine, claiming that, "it contains the 5G, and I won't let them control me." FML I agree, your life sucks 994 You deserved it 186
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!